April162014
guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

(Source: sve-sto-imam-nemamm, via hi)

7PM

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7PM
curious-wiccan:

Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox

curious-wiccan:

Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox

(via hi)

7PM
7PM
disneytrivia:

Underneath the game tittle, in the place where a town’s population would normally go, the sign at the train station in Nice Land in Wreck-It Ralph says 224x256, which is the common resolution of an 8-Bit game.

disneytrivia:

Underneath the game tittle, in the place where a town’s population would normally go, the sign at the train station in Nice Land in Wreck-It Ralph says 224x256, which is the common resolution of an 8-Bit game.

(via giveupthemachinegun)

7PM
thatawkwardequestrian:

I kinda miss riding China sometimes even though she’s a pain the butt 99% of the time

thatawkwardequestrian:

I kinda miss riding China sometimes even though she’s a pain the butt 99% of the time

(via leg-to-hand)

7PM
from-dark-bays-to-dappled-grays:

Talladega
April 2014

Gimme!

from-dark-bays-to-dappled-grays:

Talladega

April 2014

Gimme!

(via equinefeather)

7PM
virused:

jake—from—statefarm:

thefourteenthdoctor:

4gifs:

A magnet falling through a copper pipe

jfc tag your science porn guys


EDDIE CURRENTSSSSS

Ahhhhhh so cool!!

virused:

jake—from—statefarm:

thefourteenthdoctor:

4gifs:

A magnet falling through a copper pipe

jfc tag your science porn guys

EDDIE CURRENTSSSSS

Ahhhhhh so cool!!

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via hi)

6PM
trot-diagonal:

keepcalmandride-on:

eyesup-heelsdown:

15handsandcounting:

byhorse:

Kenya 2012
Photograph: Bill Phelps http://www.greatplainsconservation.com

-makes gasping sound-

I WANT TO DO THIS 

BUCKET LIST

this looks terrifying but beautiful at the same time 

trot-diagonal:

keepcalmandride-on:

eyesup-heelsdown:

15handsandcounting:

byhorse:

Kenya 2012

Photograph: Bill Phelps http://www.greatplainsconservation.com

-makes gasping sound-

I WANT TO DO THIS 

BUCKET LIST

this looks terrifying but beautiful at the same time 

(via sit2beats)

6PM
djbizarre:

sushinfood:

justamerplwithabox:

vivelafat:

prokopetz:

officialdeadparrot:

grellholmes:

elsajeni:

gunslingerannie:

justtkeepcalmm:

dean-and-his-pie:

fororchestra:

musicalmelody:

Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it” 
Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect. 

To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.
On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.

I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…

Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.
The lengths we go for music.

Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”
And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:
[stifled giggling]
[reeeeeeally deep breath]
[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]
The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.
In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”
FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.

This is the best band post 
Everyone else go home

Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this

which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,

that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that

Who does that?

This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.

Julius IdontgivaFucik

More like Julius Fuckit


Pyrozod's tags for this were too hilarious not to share


IT GOT BETTER

bandg33kin I feel as though you’d relate! And if you don’t, I laughed like crazy anyways lol

djbizarre:

sushinfood:

justamerplwithabox:

vivelafat:

prokopetz:

officialdeadparrot:

grellholmes:

elsajeni:

gunslingerannie:

justtkeepcalmm:

dean-and-his-pie:

fororchestra:

musicalmelody:

Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it” 

Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect. 

To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.

On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.

I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…

Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.

The lengths we go for music.

Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”

And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:

[stifled giggling]

[reeeeeeally deep breath]

[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]

The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.

In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”

FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.

This is the best band post 

Everyone else go home

Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this

image

which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,

image

that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that

Who does that?

This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.

Julius IdontgivaFucik

More like Julius Fuckit

Pyrozod's tags for this were too hilarious not to share

IT GOT BETTER

bandg33kin I feel as though you’d relate! And if you don’t, I laughed like crazy anyways lol

(Source: housecatincarnate)

6PM

tenfootpolesociety:

shavingryansprivates:

why he lick me

THIS IS SUPER COOL THOUGH IF YOU UNDERSTAND HORSES. LIKE THAT NIPPING IS A GROOMING BEHAVIOR HORSE’S DO TO BOND AND TO MAINTAIN AND IMPROVE SOCIAL BONDS. SO THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY TREATING THE CAT AS PART OF THE HERD AND SUSTAINING THE FRIENDLY BOND.

IT IS SAYING, “this tiny horse is very tiny but we are friends. Look at my tiny friend.”

(Source: lolgifs.net, via sit2beats)

6PM
pieceofwindandsky:

2010 Chincoteague pony out of Wild Island Orchid. 

pieceofwindandsky:

2010 Chincoteague pony out of Wild Island Orchid. 

(Source: inserthipstername-here, via long-spot-to-freedom)

6PM
hunterqueen:

Little Blue Box and Lourdes de Guardiola

hunterqueen:

Little Blue Box and Lourdes de Guardiola

(via sit2beats)

6PM

Checkmate.

Checkmate.

(via believeinprongs)

6PM
fivestrides:

kylejorden:

cloudforhire:

aboynamedtom:

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!

ugh..

Oh my fucking god

OH
Mmmmmm gimme. Now!

fivestrides:

kylejorden:

cloudforhire:

aboynamedtom:

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!

ugh..

Oh my fucking god

OH

Mmmmmm gimme. Now!

(Source: southernfratguy, via sit2beats)

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